11.5.19

Ayo ayo ayo ayo –

How’s it going tiny Darby? It’s Tuesday and I’m sitting on the couch watching the Lakers play the Bulls while mom works. Today’s been kind of annoying, kind of fine. I just got super tired all of a sudden. I don’t really have anything profound to share today but I would say if you end up being a boy, an easy way to keep you girlfriend/wife happy is to get her flowers randomly. Don’t wait until a day where it’s expected and obvious (but get them on those days too) … just randomly show up with flowers after work some days and it will make her day and score you some love points.

Also, Christmas isn’t allowed to start until December. People who put up a tree in November are wrong. October is for Halloween; November is for Thanksgiving and December is for Christmas. Any other opinion is incorrect.

Alright that’s all I got for today.

Love you big time,

Dad