1.5.20

Hello Muggle –

It is I, your all-powerful father. It’s Sunday and mom and I are bored af. Trying to figure out what we’re going to do today to get out of this house. Probably grab some lunch and end up walking around somewhere. I was thinking maybe the zoo but pretty sure it’s too cold for all that. Yesterday we went to the mall and then came home and mom napped for like 12 years and I made a ghetto baked ziti without any ricotta. It was ehh.

Tomorrow is your due date, so make sure you show up!!

Love you big time,

Dad